My Final Attempt.

If this doesn't track. I don't know what will and I will give up.

Hopefully this is high contrast enough to work. 

I filmed it using a 28mm lens, which may be a bit distorted but it has an USM motor in it to smooth out the jitter. The difference between it and handheld is staggering already. But I am also smoothing it in AE aswell just to be on the safe side.